Friday, November 27, 2009

Part-2

I hope you guys liked the 1st part... i got complaints that it was a bit vague... i dont want to make it a mere conversation... thats y i avoided using semicolons... anyways from this part onwards i will try to keep that in mind... so that you guys dont have to think much... :)

Happy Reading !!!!


At 9.05 in the night
Me and Abhi on a walk after taking the dinner...

Thank god they didnt put potatoes in the dal.... it is the only food item in which i dont find potatoes.. and abhi you know that on an average each guy takes around 10 trucks full of potatoes during 4 years but still they dont go fat.....actually these potatoes are low calories especially cultivated in BIT potatoes farms..... and about rotis.. oh my god.. bring anyone to our mess... they will realise how difficult is to get a roti directly from the kitchen... u know a guy snatched a roti from my plate sayin that he came first in the kitchen... seeing these monkeys in half pants struggling to get a plate, spoons is really a fun.... and u know seeing at that sauce bottle i came to know that birlas are into this industry also....

The only thing that i enjoy here is going on a walk with you after dinner.... during nite the whole campus is like a film studio.... so silent .. so dark.... thanks to the low power consuming lights here... the lazy trees with their weak branches everytime trying to fall down on someone's head... the old buildings with new paint on them.... and that ray of light with minimum wavelength originating from the centre of our institute like a small sun trying to give a ray of hope which will not die in case of any power failure.. ... m i rite regarding the minimum wavelength ?? rohit i think that this question was sumwhere in my mock CAT... still m not confident.. :( anyways u can continue....

one thing i will like to disclose to you if u promise me that u will not say it to anyone... i promise rohit.. abhi said with hand on his throat...
u know the days on which we have non veg... i mean on wednesday and sunday's, they write down the roll no. for each non veg plate... rite? yeah they do ... abhi said.
u kno abhi sumtimes i said wrong roll numbers... mainly of gals... hahahahha
And one thing more that i started from this month..... u will not believe , i bribed "ajit"... now he never writes down whenever i take chicken...oh my god.. is that possible? ... abhi asked with his eyes ball coming out... hehehehe... see i am getting mess bill less than you inspite eating equivalent to 10 guys like you... :D

Abhi: what the f**k?? due to guys like you only we are getting mess bills like anything...... whenevr i ask for the money to pay for the mess bill my parents go suspicious.. and when they see me live they ask me that am in some kind of alcoholism.... :(

Abhinav now we are really going out of the topic which we decided to discuss in the class.... we reached the insti building and still talking about food stuffs..... U shut up asshole .. u only started.... abhinav was now really angry... the frustation of paying for other's food cud be easily seen right in his eyes....
Sorry abhi.... i said with my hand on his shoulders....Its Ok.. Abhi said with his pitch coming down a bit... Abhi we will go via the OC road rite? Ok Rohit ..... First we will take Frooti from the canteen... wow such a nice idea!! .. i love frooti.. i said... rohit anything you dnt like which can be taken inside??? Abhi dnt confuse me by asking such difficult questions.. hehehe ;)



                                                                           The Memory Lane (OC Road)

Ahhhhh... this cold and silent breeze containing the smell of those sleeping flowers....cant explain wen the breeze touches and frooti goes inside.... its like we are in a different world rite... no worries .. no commitments... this is life rohit... wat else you want??
I need a girlfriend abhi...
Abhi: Fuck off.. i know this is the answer i m going to get from you... see we are so happy being single.. we have that spark of happiness in ourselves..... a simple walk like this can make us so happy... i m not saying that having a gf is a bad thing.. i just want to say that enjoy every moment of your life for whatever you have... rite??

Ya you are rite abhi.... the way u pacify me for each of my worries makes u my best buddy... thanks a lot :) .. But you know whenever i see her, i forget all your teachings.... So simple yet so beautiful... Yesterday i saw her in white kurta.... that whiteness all around her was like she was working as ozone layer absorbing all the harmful rays and transmitting that glowing beauty.... her eyes with those dense eyelashes... so watery... so reflecting... her lips which were so pink without any lipstick... that dimple in her cheeks which deepened every time she smiled.... and that mesmerizing scent of the air which was coming to me after touching her... so refreshing ...

rohit rohit.... yeah tell me why are you shouting... now if u will not respond i have to shout rite?? we have already reached our hostel... oh sorry i thought this is not our hostel... u have gone insane or wat? r u in love??.. abhi asked with a lot of body language... no yaar... i havent talked to her once .. how can i fall in love... dnt ask such stupid questions... but rohit the way u r behaving it seems u r in love.. u keep on walking even after reaching the hostel... i have to shout to bring you in this world... now wats all that.. tell me...

leave it abhi... i think its already very late... i have to sleep... we will talk about this tomorrow's "after dinner" walk... rite??

Ok rohit.. but do take care of yourself... have a control on yourself... learn something from deepu... anyways have a gudnite... bbye

deepu deepu... y r u not opening the door ??? this is rohit....
oh rohit... ok i thought there is some raid... so i started removing all the porn movies from my computer... actually the profs here don't know how to get all these latest stuffs... so they started raiding hostels.. if they find anything relevant.. they take away the hard disk... aab wat this means??? i even heard that some profs do it for their wives..... and some do for tory lane and tera patrick... irony.. oh i mean its fucking irony.... anyways see this latest stuff i just downloaded from the LAN... "American Daydreams" .. i was about to delete this.. thank god u told that u r rohit.... chalo switch off the light i will start it....

Ohhhh..... hav u seen such beautiful angels?? see even the worst one is more beautiful than aishwarya rai... and they all are some sort of gymnast... so nice of them.. satisfying so many guys all over the world... so gorgeous still no attitude.. see these indian gals.. especially our college gals.. y they have so much atti i really dnt know... everyone of them wants shahrukh khan.... i thnk there is some problem with the mirror they look into everyday.. rite rohit?

rohit u slept or wat??? yeah m sleeping deepu... and let me sleep please... and i m not able to undrstnd that why you need sound while watching these sort of movies.... please watch it in mute mode.. good night...

Good morning mani....
Mani: Good morning rohit... i thnk i m going to be late for the class today...
Abhi: 1st time rite???
Mani: Yeah i thnk for the 1st time....
Abhi: Thanks God... now we will go to the class with you... and we will be inside inspite of going late.. :)

Abhi today i am going to talk with her... i saw her schedule... today she has no classes after 3rd period... and we are also free after 3rd period rite??
Abhi: Do whatever you want to do... and i am not coming with you.... so please dont tell me to come...
Its Ok Abhi... I will go alone...

After 3rd period:
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TO BE CONTINUED........

Friday, November 6, 2009

My First Love... Part-1 :)

This is not the 1st time i am into writing blogs... i removed my earlier blog due to some tragedies... better don't ask about it :P ...
Actually all the stuff i am going to post here are divided into many parts as it is not possible for me to write the entire thing in a single shot...
Anyways i hope u guys enjoy it and give some controversial comments :D


Note: All the characters in this story are completely fictious and bear no resemblance to anyone living or dead...

PART-1

hey hi ... this is ur room.. yeah its mine.. oh nice to meet u.. i am rohit and u? i am abhinav.. an extremely thin guy, with a shirt which belonged to his school days and glittering eyes said to me with all his body parts moving down under gravity... this was how i was introduced to a person who was my immediate neighbor (in roll no. also :P)... oh no he was looking like a CAT.. believe it or not :P

hey .... uuuuuuu ??? wat u doin here ?
he got intentionally confused... ohhh let me recollect .. u rohit rite? kya yaar... we were in same class for 2 years in DPS and still u took so much time to recognize me... i said .
M sorry ... Wats ur branch ? the 1st question that was fired at me.... Hmmmm ... I am in ECE.
wats ur branch deepu? "Biotech"... actually i got nervous and was not well in the exam. Which exam u r talkin about... i asked. Ofcorse AIEEE... oh i see.. its ok :)
i was talking to my roomie...

hey deepu see the bed.. its 2 storeyed... without wasting time i occupied the 1st floor of the bed .. :) .....
hey wats the problem with u.. y r u taking so many turns??? i am not able to sleep... each time u take a turn... its like an earthquake.. deepu said with sheer frustation...
oh.. sorry yaar... u kno this bed shud have 2 more pillars in between... the horizontal force at the midpoint is not getting balanced...
what the f**k? stop ur physics here... let me sleep... gud nite...

hey stop vibrating ur legs... m not able to write down.. a sound came from behind..
oh sorry.. can i sit with you ? i said... yeah u can...
sorry yaar... actually m from bihar.. its in the genes... anyways m rohit....
m "mani".. from hydrebad..
wat was ur all india rank rohit? around 2200... i said
mine was 500... u kno i want to becum a "successful" electronics engineer...
sounds gud but i dnt kno wat electronics engineer do?
rohit u kno they deal with "chips"... and this fukin chips r goin 2 make our life hell in the future...

mani do u have a gf? rohit it will be better if we dnt talk about this foolish topics.. we r here for an ambition... u better concentrate on the class and let me concentrate also...
ok sorry... :(

deepu... my class is so borin... only 6 gals .. i thnk again this cuming 4 years i have to be alone...
rohit let me tel u 1 thng .. i m nt a virgin ... i lost it when i was in class 12th... so easy man... just approach a gal as u want 2 do s*x with her... now just stop this bullshit about making gfs... its already 9 and our show is goin 2 start in the TV room...
which show u r talking about?
wat the fuck.. u dnt kno nethng... oh my god .. how i got him as a roomie...
i am talking about the latest po*n series which strt evryday at nine.. c'mon let me show u the heaven...

no no.. this is wrong.. i cant do all this stuff.. i m here for stdying.. n i have to make my parents proud.. ECE guys only study ... anyways u can tell me the story...

ok.. stop ur bullshit and let me go... and there is no story in that... its an art nothn else.. bye

at 11.30.. open the door fu****r.... how u can sleep so early... deepu banged on the doors..
So how was ur movie.. i asked with curosity...
it was fuking gud... deepu y u use "fuck" in every sentence?
i dunt kno... mite b i always feel like horny.... anyways i cant wait now... let me sleep.. gud nite

abhi m not able to see the blackboard from here.. lets go on the 1st bench.. no one is there as usual.. i pleaded. rohit we are not going anywhere.. its such a nice seat to sit on.. we can easily sleep here.. and we can talk crap also.. lets start sumthn intresting .. wat abt gfs?
i nodded instantly...
abhi any gf history u hav? no rohit ... i never felt like a man instead... i only thought of CAT..but i thnk i will have one here soon...
how come? i asked ... arey u know "nisha".. actually she is from my school and was my classmate.. she's hot particularly in red :P
wat abt u rohit?
abhi u know i like a gal here. who's she? .. abhi asked looking at nisha...
dont worry.. she is in pharma ... oh my god u r talking about that gal who got most number of roses... she is so gorgeous... but i will give u one advice rohit .. dont go for her.. already there are so many guys who are after her including so many seniors... its better to keep a distance...
yeah thats y i left that idea... :(
oh my god !!!! he is coming towards us.. i have not written anythng.. abhi u dnt hav notebook also... give me a page from ur copy .. abhi said tightening his pants...
whats ur roll no. ? abhi replied .. sir its 306.. u r absent today and if u will not show me the notebook with all the stuff that i taught today then u r goin 2 b absent tomorrow also... i guess u know the attendance mechanism here .. he said with the most disgusting smile and went back with his notes which he is using for the past 10 years....
wat a m***r f***r he is .. abhi said with some millilitres of his spit coming out and striking me..
ok lets go abhi .. classes are over and we will continue this topic during our "after dinner" walk...


To Be Continued......