Friday, November 6, 2009

My First Love... Part-1 :)

This is not the 1st time i am into writing blogs... i removed my earlier blog due to some tragedies... better don't ask about it :P ...
Actually all the stuff i am going to post here are divided into many parts as it is not possible for me to write the entire thing in a single shot...
Anyways i hope u guys enjoy it and give some controversial comments :D


Note: All the characters in this story are completely fictious and bear no resemblance to anyone living or dead...

PART-1

hey hi ... this is ur room.. yeah its mine.. oh nice to meet u.. i am rohit and u? i am abhinav.. an extremely thin guy, with a shirt which belonged to his school days and glittering eyes said to me with all his body parts moving down under gravity... this was how i was introduced to a person who was my immediate neighbor (in roll no. also :P)... oh no he was looking like a CAT.. believe it or not :P

hey .... uuuuuuu ??? wat u doin here ?
he got intentionally confused... ohhh let me recollect .. u rohit rite? kya yaar... we were in same class for 2 years in DPS and still u took so much time to recognize me... i said .
M sorry ... Wats ur branch ? the 1st question that was fired at me.... Hmmmm ... I am in ECE.
wats ur branch deepu? "Biotech"... actually i got nervous and was not well in the exam. Which exam u r talkin about... i asked. Ofcorse AIEEE... oh i see.. its ok :)
i was talking to my roomie...

hey deepu see the bed.. its 2 storeyed... without wasting time i occupied the 1st floor of the bed .. :) .....
hey wats the problem with u.. y r u taking so many turns??? i am not able to sleep... each time u take a turn... its like an earthquake.. deepu said with sheer frustation...
oh.. sorry yaar... u kno this bed shud have 2 more pillars in between... the horizontal force at the midpoint is not getting balanced...
what the f**k? stop ur physics here... let me sleep... gud nite...

hey stop vibrating ur legs... m not able to write down.. a sound came from behind..
oh sorry.. can i sit with you ? i said... yeah u can...
sorry yaar... actually m from bihar.. its in the genes... anyways m rohit....
m "mani".. from hydrebad..
wat was ur all india rank rohit? around 2200... i said
mine was 500... u kno i want to becum a "successful" electronics engineer...
sounds gud but i dnt kno wat electronics engineer do?
rohit u kno they deal with "chips"... and this fukin chips r goin 2 make our life hell in the future...

mani do u have a gf? rohit it will be better if we dnt talk about this foolish topics.. we r here for an ambition... u better concentrate on the class and let me concentrate also...
ok sorry... :(

deepu... my class is so borin... only 6 gals .. i thnk again this cuming 4 years i have to be alone...
rohit let me tel u 1 thng .. i m nt a virgin ... i lost it when i was in class 12th... so easy man... just approach a gal as u want 2 do s*x with her... now just stop this bullshit about making gfs... its already 9 and our show is goin 2 start in the TV room...
which show u r talking about?
wat the fuck.. u dnt kno nethng... oh my god .. how i got him as a roomie...
i am talking about the latest po*n series which strt evryday at nine.. c'mon let me show u the heaven...

no no.. this is wrong.. i cant do all this stuff.. i m here for stdying.. n i have to make my parents proud.. ECE guys only study ... anyways u can tell me the story...

ok.. stop ur bullshit and let me go... and there is no story in that... its an art nothn else.. bye

at 11.30.. open the door fu****r.... how u can sleep so early... deepu banged on the doors..
So how was ur movie.. i asked with curosity...
it was fuking gud... deepu y u use "fuck" in every sentence?
i dunt kno... mite b i always feel like horny.... anyways i cant wait now... let me sleep.. gud nite

abhi m not able to see the blackboard from here.. lets go on the 1st bench.. no one is there as usual.. i pleaded. rohit we are not going anywhere.. its such a nice seat to sit on.. we can easily sleep here.. and we can talk crap also.. lets start sumthn intresting .. wat abt gfs?
i nodded instantly...
abhi any gf history u hav? no rohit ... i never felt like a man instead... i only thought of CAT..but i thnk i will have one here soon...
how come? i asked ... arey u know "nisha".. actually she is from my school and was my classmate.. she's hot particularly in red :P
wat abt u rohit?
abhi u know i like a gal here. who's she? .. abhi asked looking at nisha...
dont worry.. she is in pharma ... oh my god u r talking about that gal who got most number of roses... she is so gorgeous... but i will give u one advice rohit .. dont go for her.. already there are so many guys who are after her including so many seniors... its better to keep a distance...
yeah thats y i left that idea... :(
oh my god !!!! he is coming towards us.. i have not written anythng.. abhi u dnt hav notebook also... give me a page from ur copy .. abhi said tightening his pants...
whats ur roll no. ? abhi replied .. sir its 306.. u r absent today and if u will not show me the notebook with all the stuff that i taught today then u r goin 2 b absent tomorrow also... i guess u know the attendance mechanism here .. he said with the most disgusting smile and went back with his notes which he is using for the past 10 years....
wat a m***r f***r he is .. abhi said with some millilitres of his spit coming out and striking me..
ok lets go abhi .. classes are over and we will continue this topic during our "after dinner" walk...


To Be Continued......




9 comments:

  1. Straight from the heart.. truly.. well written. you have me gripped on this one and am waiting for the more juicier incidents of BIT ;)

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  2. Hey ..its really refershing to read your blog... You seem to remember every minute detail even after 2 years outside BIT.. kudos!!!
    anyways hoping to read "juicier" stories as suggested by mannu...

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  3. The blogger is back and this time with "bang"..not to mention his past tragedies.. ;)..kudos rohit!! finally, u cud get over with all that. Well, I could easily establish a parallel b/w this & Five.sm1 and going forward,am sure u'll have still nastier stuffs to share with us..so keep blogging!!
    Guys, it's just the beginning and the climax is yet to come..Stay tuned for updates!!

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  4. yeah... if i get time (which i am not getting) i will be able to publish the remaining ones as soon as possible :)

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  5. hey dude its nice to see dat our generation dudes still hav such creative brains and heartly feelings.Really gud to enjoy.Waiting for the updates.................

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  6. interesting...!!!eagerly waiting 4 ur next release...

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