Saturday, December 5, 2009

Part-3


Hi All,
So finally part-3 is here.

I am really thankful to all of you for taking out time from your busy schedule and going through my blog. I am amazed by the overwhelming response i am getting from all of you and that only ignited a spark to write further.

Thanks to All
Rohit

HAPPY READING!!!!!




At 11.30 during lunch

Abhi: So what happened ? Talked to her?
No... Actually she didn't come to the class today... 


Abhi: Oh.. It means u didn't talk to her.. Rohit i don't think that going directly to her and saying anything will be a rite step to take to get yourself introduced to her rite?... She will think one more "aashiq" got added to her's list... aise bhi  i have heard that everyday one new guy approaches her for friendship...... Think of something else.. something out of box... something that will force her to give you special attention among her friend's if you are in her's friend list.....


Yeah Abhi you are rite... Actually i lied... She was there in the class and even i followed her after the class for sometime but finally i gave up... she walked so fast... :(

Abhi: Don't lie that you followed her... i know that u just cant go like this and talk... and in fact it makes no sense to go to someone without any reason and say "hello" .... and specially girls when the reason is so obvious then also u get a "So" in response.... that's y think for a better way to talk to her ... but dont take too much of time.. i have heard that she is already seeing some guy... our senior... a guy from mech branch... anyways we are going to ranchi for a movie today evening...are you coming with us?


Ok..... but who all are coming...??


Abhi:  deepu and myself .... i think that deepu will divert himself to "mini sujata"... and will not join us in the movie.....

After Classes at 5 PM in the evening at PMC (Piya milan Chowk) waiting for the Bus:

*For those who are not from BIT :)
First when i heard about PMC i instantly decoded it as Physics, Mathematics and Chemistry..... But later i came to know that it stands for "Piya Milan Chowk" in the correct sense... :) 
Actually PMC is the place in the heart of our campus where guys wait for two things... buses and girls... buses because its a bus stop where BIT buses take turns at a speed equal to √ μrg  just before actually stopping... i mean at a maximum speed before it can topple... :P and girls because "valid" entry to girl's hostels starts from here... the gate at the entry is having a board on which "No Entry" is written... Actually this "No Entry" is for all the male species residing in our college campus... But our male profs who take advantage of their position... and the male dogs ... who take advantages of many things ;) are always first in breaking this rule.....  I specially mentioned about PMC because this jargon will be used at many places in the upcoming lines.... 
"Sujata" is the name of most famous movie theater in ranchi comprising of two screens... the main screen where both boys and gals can go.... and the other screen named as "mini sujata" where only boys can go...



Abhi: Hey bus is coming..... i don't think we will get a seat as usual... anyways let's try...  C'mon guys i think we are at the right position... the bus will stop here only...


Deepu: Fuck off!!! Not for a single time yours suggested right position was actually right... everytime in the last we had to run due to you... and finally we ended up standing in the bus rite?


Dont fight guys... i interrupted... We will get a seat this time... i have my hanky with me... :)


Deepu: Guys i got a seat... Come i have two more seats with me... thanks to the width of rohit's hanky... :)


Wow thanks a lot deepu... sometimes u r so useful.... see going to gym is really showing some effect on u.. i said



In the meantime when we were talking a gal approached deepu and said... "Excuse Me".. i think u guys are sitting on wrong seat... Its reserved for gals rite?


Deepu: i dont think so... i couldn't find that "women picture" above this row... see its not there...

Girl: Sorry... U even don't know that the 1st three rows are reserved for gals... and about that picture... for your kind attention it got rubbed away... and its better if we dont a start a debate  on this... otherwise i have to register a complaint against u... got it?


Deepu: Whom u will complaint??? Do watevr u want to do... we are not going to leave this seat...



That girl instantly took a turn towards the driver....


Deepu: I think we should leave this seat... C'mon guys we have strong legs... and it will take only 40 mins to reach .....

Me: Yeah we have strong legs but that strong legs needs some space to stand... deepu u simply suck.... 


Abhi: Its ok rohit... now don't fight... see we still have the advantage of standing near the front rows.. at least we can be happy for that :)


Me: Yeah... Now Deepu will get a neck pain in the night ... ;)  ......  anyways first we are going to GEL Church complex because i cant watch any movie with an empty stomach.... 


Deepu: abhi u know i haven't seen a "petu" like him till now.... he is the only guy who loves our mess food... and during nite he suddenly wakes up and starts eating... i m really suffering a big time being his roomie... he didn't even cares that just below him a guy is sleeping.. Yestarday nite... he woke up with such a force.. i don't know what he was doing.. that i was about to fall from the bed.... and everyday when i wake up in the morning i see some eatables on my bed... he is a big time food fucker... 


Abhi: hehehehe... yeah.. i know yaar... it can be so obvious from the way he is bribing mess guys...  and you know deepu... rohit likes a girl in our campus...


Deepu: wow wat a fuck!! he likes a girl... hahahaha... anyways may i know who is she??


Abhi: arey wahi who got most number of "red" roses during deepotsav...


Deepu: Oh my god !!!! hahahahaha... (that laugh continues for around 5 mins... )


Me: Shut up... y r u laughing so much???  is eating and likng a girl mutually exclusive???


Deepu: No... definitely not... but u know ... your saturated fats are more than enough to keep her away from you... hehehe.. u asshole .. first think of oxidizing your fats.. u know now even your teeth are getting fat... i really wonder about the concentration of HCL your stomach walls are releasing to digest the hostel food... 


Abhi: Rohit.. deepu is right... i think you should accompany him to the Gym everyday... 


Me: Let me think.... but i dont think that true love is dependant on these external factors..


Deepu: fuck off!! you and your true love sucks rohit.... i already told you that think of sex.. unless and until u can think of sex u cant love a girl... love comes after sex... and u know if she cant think of sex with you... which ofcourse she will not .. she will never fall in love with you.. i can bet on that...



Abhi: Guys we reached ranchi... so we are goin to GEL church complex first rite?


Me: yup




*GEL CHURCH COMPLEX is the most famous so called "shopping mall" in ranchi ... It is famous for "Kaveri" .. the best vegetarian restaurant in ranchi and "krishna" .. another vegetarian restaurant which always tried and still trying to compete with kaveri.. but never succeeded :)
  
It is mandatory for all the existing couples in ranchi to visit this shopping complex.. So if you are in ranchi and you are having a girlfriend then you have to come here one day.... 

When it comes to our college couples... then it is a point for them to come closer.. and some of the couples that never existed in the college campus can be easily pointed out here.... :)


C'mon abhi eat fast... we will be late .. i said 




Abhi: i cant eat like you.. i am a human being...
 
As we were done with our snacks and started heading towards the theater... suddenly abhi shouted 
Abhi: Oh my God !!  rohit see there... 
Me: Where???
Abhi: abey near that ice-cream parlour... see that girl.. 
Me: Oh No... what she is doing here so late in the evening??? 
Deepu: That is Ok.... But who is that guy...???? 
Abhi: Oh No.. I know that guy...... 

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TO BE CONTINUED.....................

28 comments:

  1. Good work Rohit !!! I do appreciate ur's Ekta Kapoor style -- finishing the day's episode at the climax. Anyways ... its really getting hot now .. can't wait for the next episode ...

    BIT version of "5 point someone" in making !!!

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  2. What can I say.. its getting better and better each time.. wish a movie was made out of this.. BIT version of the 3 idiots :D

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  3. I read quite no of blogs but d way u r xpresseing urself in terms of words r really awesome dude….
    i must appreciate d work tat u hav done....
    n really v cant even wait for d nxt one wid new stuffs so release d nxt one asap yar...
    simply fabulous mannnnn....

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  4. Good God..All these years,and i never ever realised that there was a "chetan bhagat" inside my best buddy...And d icing on cake is I am the part of this potential blockbuster...hey hey..Reading those i really felt like i was once again in bit n all those memories came rushing back...A really fabulous job...keep it up..

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  5. It being nice to read that you have enjoyed your college life fully and has great friends out there at BIT.
    Nice writing skills, seems like I am reading one of the novel of Chetan Bhagat.
    Keep it up buddy.......

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  6. enuff has been said, but it wud b kind of unfair on my part if I don't comment after breezing thru all those memory lanes..Well, good going so far, peculiarly the way u've modularised the conversation and the way the story is unleashing..awesome!!I'm sure people wud have read enuff of chetan bhagat's & karan bajaj's but this one would certainly add an 'X' factor to them.

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  7. Now it's become really interesting. You're really good at this. I'd love to read more.

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  8. Yet another Climax!!! I appreciate that
    Waitng to read further...

    Hey guys, I want to read Chetan Bhagat's 2-States, but its not available here, online shopping bhi won't deliver this book to my location. Can some one find me an ecopy???

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  9. @Setu - no ecopy available yet.Did u try searching in any of the Crosswords or Odysseys or landmarks for that matter..? I thought it's already released in ur city.

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  10. matlab aab yeh sab discuss karoge yahan par :P

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  11. Guys, Did you watch 3idiots trailor? Hope, Its gonna rock the box office!!

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  12. Yea. the trailers look really gud and i already love the zooby dooby song.. aamir khan is a perfectionist and he will surely come out with a gr8 movie. waiting eagerly for the release

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  13. Yeah..that zooby dooby number is really awesome..did u see All izz well video..? I know that song is not that great the picturisation is really cool..I guess it has been shot in IITD..can anyone confirm..?

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  14. Yeah.. dude , the video is really funny. specially the bum-shaped-seats !! even i feel its shot in some IIT.. could be IIT mumbai also.. makes more sense as bollywood is based in Mumbai .. dont u think so?

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  15. Yeah..even I am not very sure about IITD..may be its BIT..but if u really look at the value for cost proposition then certainly IIT Mumbai would have been the best pick..still, not sure what it is..? hey anyone, can u share ur thoughts on this..?

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  16. @rohit.. please post the 4th part quickly otherwise these discussions will get further diverted to other topics :)

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  17. hey..nice wrk with all the fun,suspense,romance and drama going on :)
    but kaminey.. tum deepu ko bhot jyada grey bana rahe ho ...bhot pitoge usse :D
    we all know wht u hav done too ;)
    hahahahahaa

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  18. One word - 'intoxicating'
    Rohit, one suggestion : I can see that your formatting has improved since the first post. Conversations can be formatted even further , like 'Bold' for the speaker.
    All in all, good entertainment and I am happy to see ur eidetic(photographic) memory is still in place :)

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  19. hey.. good going rohit.. waiting for the next part.. :)

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  20. good imaginative and amusing writing . write next one soon.

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  21. @ Vijay : 3 Idiots has been shot at IIM-B .

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  22. @Varun - thanks for the info..
    @Rohit - Whats the ETA on part-4..?

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  23. sounds good.. but, can't resist the temptation anymore.. ;) ..hope some tabloid stuff must b in store.. :P

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  24. as varun pointed out, ur ekta-kapoor style of ending really keeps the interest lingering for long..
    but have to decied not to disclose the name of your loved gal ???
    if yes, can we name her in the comments section :P

    Anyways, once again, very well written!! keep going...

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