Saturday, December 12, 2009

Part-4


Hi All,
So part-4 is here. 
Thanks to all of you for the motivating comments. It would not have been possible for me to continue and reach till part-4 without all of you. The interest that you guys are taking is the only sheer force which is pushing me to write even further after each and every part. I hope that i will be able to keep up with the expectations that you all are having from me in the upcoming parts.

One more thing i would like to say that the names of all the characters are arbitrarily taken. I hope you can understand that i cant take the actual names.



Thanks Again
Rohit











Who is he?? i asked with a hope of him being her's brother....


Abhi: you remember i told you about a guy from mechanical whom she is seeing nowadays... 
He is our immediate senior.... Actually he is a senior member of BIT"s dance club....  and as all of us know about her's dancing skills ;)


Deepu: Yeah... i have also heard that she is one of the best dancer in the whole campus and a very active member of the dance club.... But they cant be simply friends... see their body language.. it is saying all.... rite rohit??

Shut up .. i dont know.... Mite be they are here for some common reason.. like some dance event or anything like that... see they have lot of stuffs with them...

Deepu: That common reason can be sex also... see the polythene bags they are carrying... from my experience i can say that those bags contains sex toys.... see the shapes coming out of those bags... 

Would you stop saying all this bullshit???? I am not going to any movie with you guys....


Deepu: It will be better if u dont go.... i am really sick of you and yours fucking true love.. 

Abhi: So again you guys started... i really wonder how you guys share a room.... anyways deepu you should understand that rohit feels for her... so its better that you stop relating her to your dream porn stories.... 

Deepu: Whatever.... but he sucks as always.... anyways do i need to say sorry???


Me: No.. Its Ok....



Abhi: I guess they are here for BITOTSAV.... its going to start from next week...  she must be in some dance event...




Me: Ya you are perfectly rite.... i also think so... :) Hey see.. every 5 seconds she turns at us... i guess she is looking at me.. 

Deepu: Yeah she is looking at you.. and you know why ???...

Me: why??


Deepu: Its very simple... if u stare at a dog the way you are staring at her, then that dog will also start looking at you.... of all she is a human being... C'mon we are getting late for the movie... 


Me: Ok :( ... i cant stand here anymore.. Let's go.... anyways abhi u were rite.. they came here for BITOTSAV only..


Abhi: hehehehehe... i hope so ;)

*BITOTSAV
BITOTSAV is a cultural fest that is conducted every year in-spite of lack of sponsors and funds... All the students in the campus are particularly excited about this fest... but the reasons are different... 1st year and 2nd year guys participation is very heavy as they think that it will help in their placements... that organizing committee badge on their shirt make them feel that they are really organizing something out of box... specially girls when they are given complete freedom to reveal their beauty in saree.... as it is said that beauty always sells... BIT fests are not an exception... At the main entrance only girls are given the charge to lure the guys to participate in the events... anyways its the basic rule and everyone follows that... 3rd and 4th year guys are excited about this fest because of the off classes they get during this period so that they can do their extra curricular activities like sleeping after lunch... the whole fest continues till 4 days and 4 nites... u can see a really good interaction among people whether they are teachers and students or boys and girls during this stretch... but if you are a prize winner in any of the event during BITOTSAV then be ready for that ’pauua’ tag :P

Abhi: So how was your movie deepu...??

Deepu: Can't be more worse.... you know these "mini sujata" telecasting crew are a big time cheater... you know the stuff for what we go there comes like advertisements in a TV serial...  so in all if you take the whole movie of 2 hrs... only 15 mins was worth sitting there.. anyways wat abt urs?? .... and what happened to you rohit??? saying nothing ... u didnt get anything to eat inside or wat???

Abhi: He he ... actually he got many eatables with him but infact was unable to eat..

Deepu: Why??

Abhi: Her "Dream Girl" was with her "Dream Boy" just sitting next to our row....

Deepu: hahahahahaha..... Ok .. see rohit ... If u have already decided to fall in love then you have to see a lot of such moments in future... still you have to live with a hope.... so dont bother so much untill and unless you come to know that they have crossed the final line... if you havent seen both of them in each other's arm during the movie... i hope u didnt see it rite?

No .. i didnt see anything like that... during some of the hot scenes also they were maintaing a distance... 

Deepu: hahahah !!!!  ....... Still i think that if you really want to proceed, you have to be a bit fast... and you only have to approach... dnt thnk anytime that she's gonna come to you and will propose you or even ask for friendship... sharukh khan was also not that much lucky.. i hope you are getting me...
and one thing to add that if only one guy is accompanying her for a movie and that also in ranchi then definetly something is goin on between them...

Abhi: hey rohit...  her's hometown is same as yours ???

yeah.. so what??

Abhi: you dont have any friend who know her??..  i mean any of your friend who was in same school or college where she studied....

As of now i have no idea... But i will try to find it out :)

Deepu: hey we reached the hostel....

Abhi: Yeah... Chalo then bbye.. gud nite guys.. and rohit today we are not going for walk... m really exhausted...

Me: Ok... Bye ... Gud Nite




At 11.30 in the night on the same day i got a call from an unknown number... When i picked up the phone... someone said... hello aaloo !! how are you...  ???

Me: Who is this?? Sorry i did not recognise you... and why you are calling me as aaloo??

Abey you forgot your nick.. i only gave you that name when we were in school... and the reason was very obvious... hehehehe

Me: Oh.... you mukesh.. sorry yaar ... was not able to recognise you ... heard you after so many years... i m doin fine ... wat abt you??

Mukesh: Am also fine... So you in BIT Mesra rite???

Me: How you came to know?

Mukesh: From orkut... :) ...  even i got your cell number from your orkut profile...

Me: Oh... So where are you nowadays and doin wat?

Mukesh:  I am in IIT Kharagpur... doing my btech in computer science ..

Me: Wow thats great yaar ... really nice to hear....  :)

Mukesh: hey ... m coming to your college next week...

Me: Thats great.... But may i ask wats the reason??

Mukesh: you guys have some cultural fest next week....

Me: yeah... BITOTSAV... u coming for that??

Mukesh: Yes... for BITOTSAV only...

Me: Strange.. Indeed its very strange...  you want to win prizes or wat??

Mukesh: Nahi yaar... i am not coming there for participating in any kind of event....

Me: Okie.. Then for what... ??

Mukesh: Actually i have a friend there... She invited me... as she is going to participate  in some dance competition...

Me: Oh... Who is she??

Mukesh: She is prachi.... we were in the same class in class 12th.... Mite be you know her... She is in pharma there...

Me: Yeah i know her... today only i saw her in ranchi....  I love her....

Mukesh: Whattttttttttttttt??

Me: I mean ... she is so beautiful... anyone can so easily fall in love with her.... by the way it is really good to hear that you know her...  So when you are coming ....

Mukesh: She told me that she will perform in some dance nite which is on wednesday... so i will reach there on tuesday evening.. and i will stay with you... hope you dont have any problem...

Me: Sure yaar.. Its my pleasure...  :) .. i am so happy..

Mukesh: Thanks a lot :) .... anyways i know why r u so happy ... heheheh ;)  Chalo then.. see you on tuesday...  bye

Me: Bye.....

Next Morning in the mess during breakfast

Abhi: Today we have applied physics lab rite??

Me:  yup... but dont ask why it is called applied physics... hey, I cant see your lab journal...

Abhi: Yeah.. I will buy....

Me: But when you will write the experiments ??

Abhi: In lab only... when you guys will be busy doing experiments with that haunting devices....

Me: We are in same group rite??

Abhi: yeah.. so what??

Me: abhi today we have to do our experiment in the black room... u mite have heard about that room...the walls of that room is made of some material having highest specific heat capacity to absorb maximum heat from the surroundings.... actually the architect of that room wanted that no light should enter the room... but he forgot to think that air should enter ..... actually he is a pass out from our college architecture department only... anyways we have to do continue doing experiment in that room for another couple of weeks ... So from next time it will be better that you write.. i mean copy one day before only....

In Black Room

Abhi: Hey rohit .. i am suffocating... i cant breathe... where is the exit?? i cant see anything...

Me: Well you can see these laser lights with zero divergence...  hehehehe ;)

Abhi: hey i am serious ... i want to go out...

Me: Ok... come with me ...

As i opened the door... it took around 3 minutes for our retina to adjust so that we can see anything...

Suddenly... a lab assistant came running to us...

*Lab Assistant are the only guys in our college who are able to take correct readings in all the existing laboratories in our college with the state of art facilities. Professors are extremely jealous of them... as they overtook all the profs in terms of respect from students... some of them are so kind that they cant see a student in any kind of trouble in lab exams.. so they voluntarily help them by doing their experiments... the way they handle CRO's (cathode ray oscilloscope)...  is unimaginable... so fast, so accurate... its like they know the exact position of CRO's knob where you will get exact figures... taking maximum out of those apparatuses which were made of metals sometime when we were not born and are now dominated with the percentage of metal oxide in them... Hats off to all of our lab assistants... :)

He shouted... What you guys are doing here????  Go inside the black room...

Abhi: We were feeling like suffocating inside... and we were not able to get a single reading.... which was even close to the desired values... so we just came to ask u...

You guys know nothing... i dont know how you got admission in such a reputed college.. come i will show you how to take readings...

He did some adjustments... and then he said... now take the readings...

Abhi: Wow... we are getting the exact results... thanks a lot...

Say me "sir"

Abhi: Thank you sir... :)

At 8.45 Pm

Abhi: Done with the dinner???

Me: Yeah... lets go for the walk....

Abhi: Ok

Me: Today we will 1st go to the OC.... will take some tea.. its so cold.. then we will return hostel via the institute...

Abhi: Ok we will take that route... anyways you looking so excited today... what happened...??

Me: You will not believe abhi.... yesterday night i got a call from one of my school friend.. we were classmates for 10 years...

Abhi:  So what... ??

Me: Actually he is in IIT KGP.... and he is coming to our college in BITOTSAV....

Abhi: Hehehehe... Strange!!....  anyways...  continue...

Me: And you know why he is coming...

Abhi: Why?

Me: He is coming for her...

Abhi: Who???

Me: Arey wahi... who is my dream girl.... :)

Abhi: Wow ... i cant believe.... see yesterday i was telling about that common friend thing... and today only you got that favor from god.... thats really really great... good going man.. when he is coming??

Me: He is coming on tuesday...

Abhi: you told him about your feelings for her??

Me: No .. not yet... but i will tell... let him come 1st....

Abhi: hey we reached OC... lets take the tea...  "bhaiya do chaay"....

Me: so 4 more days... and then i will talk to her... :)

Abhi: what is the name of that guy??

Me: Mukesh....

Abhi: Ok... i hope that he dont have any feelings for her... otherwise its going to be tough for you...

Me: Yeah... but the way he talked i dont think he is having any feelings for her...

Abhi: rohit dont be so positive everytime.. anything can happen... anyways i hope that whatever happens it will go in your favor...

Me: yeah.. i can well understand that... chalo chaay khatm...

Abhi: yeah...

Saturday................
Sunday..................
Monday................

TUESDAY
Tring Tring...
Me: hello ... hey mukesh where are you??
Mukesh: I reached your campus and i am at the main gate... where is your hostel???
Me: Ok... just be there at the main gate... i am coming ...
Mukesh: Ok

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TO BE CONTINUED.......












16 comments:

  1. Deepu's character is turning out to be totally awesome..reminds me of the legen-dary Barney Stinson of "How I met your mother" (btw, i earlier used to think that its a porn movie- the name sounds porn-ish).
    The descriptions of Bitotsav and lab Assistants are totally hillarious..u missed mentioning a few points though -
    Bitotsav was so exciting for the girls because it was one of those few occasions when they could breathe the "after 6" air..although, there was also a rumour that BIT girls actually roamed abt even after the intime, but due to the darkness, they were often mistaken with ghosts/spirits/other nasty things.These are only speculations though.. a possible explanation to myths like "Room no 91" and "Mashaal wale baba" and other ghost stories of BIT.
    The thing abt lab assistants which u missed was that they had a nominal fee of Rs 10 for doing your experiments during exams.It seems to be a constant amount over years and a subject of economic interest because it apparently wasn't affected by market forces.
    Also, bravo for not mentioning any "frustoo statements" when the "IIT KGP" was mentioned.

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  2. fuck you... u always call it a day when i start thinking "naaaice!".... another great post, dude.... "if u stare at a dog like that, it'll stare back too... she's just human" AWESOME!!! n btw, i am experiencing deja vu, this post onwards... cant wait for the next one!

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  3. And one more comment - i dint like the name you have chosen "Prachi".

    'Shall i' write the real name here??

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  4. @Mannu: Deloitte financial advisory service has taken up the "Rs 10" mystery for detailed analysis. Speculations are, it's in the top slot in terms of "Value of Service" to "Price Paid" ratio.

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  5. Rohit,
    I second what Manojit said and that 'staring at the dog' joke just made my day. Btw, your innocence is pouring out from your lines.
    Really entertaining one.

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  6. @Mannu: just to reiterate, you are the master of word play!

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  7. @Dio: Hmm..mystery :O It deserves some analysis.. who better than deloitte.I hrd they are the only people in the entire world who were not affected by the recession.. their price is still the same :)Rs 10

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  8. the recession related stmt - i meant the lab asses.. not deloitte (to avoid any confusion).. i may be gud at wordplay but not in sentence formation it seems :(

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  9. From 'Slap'stick to 'Shall i' , from ghatak@smackjeeves to jaw dropping comments on fb liks, 'red alert' has set a new benchmark for 'Chandlerness' on the internet.

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  10. your posts are like digestive capsules amidst the hectic office life... hats off !!!

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  11. I'm starting to get addicted to your story. It's the most thoroughly enjoyable read I've had since Bhagat's two states.

    If you stop writing before this story is finished, I'm going to kill you.

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  12. hi Rohit..
    read ur blog today for the first time..
    really nice one..
    the campus.. the long walks.. oc road.. pmc... crowd in the bus.... everything had innocence in itself.. a sense of purity......
    and ur feelings aren't an exception..
    Do write soon..
    @dio.. hey dude... just temme if u need any detailed analysis report.. or a DPR( sorry for the consultants lingo guys) on that lab ass. stuff.. :P

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  13. @Rohit: Hey Dude!! Another nice post. But increase your frequency. Can't wait so long for another pulse.
    @Dio & Ankit: Dudes please consider some noise signals in your analysis, Mech labs were always free of charge in the case... And the Prod Workshops had varying rates like 50Rs. for Fitting shops, 20 for foundry & your constant 10 for M/c Shops

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  14. SpellBinding!!..Reading thru ur post I could see the reminisces of a life within the Life..not forgotten and yet so forgotten..loved and yet not loved..missed and yet not so much missed..beautiful memoir of those days!! ..now more than ur part of the story I enjoy being connected to those old golden days!!
    Keep us connected!!

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  15. gr8888888 stories or i can say real stories....... nice 2 read.... leavin jus a comment 4 all those nice posts.... gr8 job!!!!! n nice xpression f emotions.... as usual ineffable...........wat i like the most abt this posting of urs is the depiction of self contemplation admist the "melodious cacophony among u 3 ppl or i must say "three idiots""......tats u ppl r not into aloofness rite.......so plzz n plzzzz keep on blogging yar........its really interesting now....wil wait for d nxt one.....common release d nxt one asap Rohit.......
    keep it up bosssss....

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